Universe Splitter 1.52

Use Quantum Physics to Split Your Universe -- It's the Ultimate Decision-Maker

This app has received recognition from top experts in the field:

• An App Store "Top Paid App"
• An App Store "Staff Favorite"
• Endorsed by renowned physicists

Additionally, it has been featured in prestigious publications and shows:

• "Something Deeply Hidden" best-selling book by Sean Carroll
• "The Joe Rogan Experience" podcast
• "This American Life" podcast

"According to quantum mechanics, every observation brings new universes into existence. Universe splitter helps guarantee that there's at least one version of you who has made all the right choices." -- Sean Carroll, physicist at Caltech and best-selling author

"The functioning of this app is in complete agreement with the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics." -- Garrett Lisi, PhD, Theoretical Physics

Scientists propose that every quantum event unfolds concurrently in all possible ways, where each possibility manifests as a distinct universe. Until now, this notion remained abstract. However, now you can harness this powerful and mysterious effect directly from your iPhone.

When confronted with a difficult decision, Universe Splitter enables you to experience BOTH of your options in separate realities. This app goes beyond the capabilities of a simple coin-flip app.

Here's how it works:

Imagine you face a challenging choice, like accepting or declining a job offer. Enter both actions into Universe Splitter, then press the "Split Universe" button.

The app will connect with a remote "Quantis" brand quantum device (provided by id Quantique and certified by the National Metrology Institute of Switzerland) over the internet. This device will put a single photon into a quantum state of "either/or." According to current scientific knowledge, the photon will actually exist in a state of "both, but in separate universes!"

In a matter of seconds, Universe Splitter will inform you which universe you occupy based on your chosen action. By taking different actions in each universe, you will cause these formerly identical universes to diverge.

Keep in mind that you won't be able to perceive or interact with the other universe. You might even question whether anything happened at all. However, the prevailing quantum theory suggests that two versions of yourself will contemplate the occurrence!

You may now wonder: Does this app genuinely connect to a quantum device in Geneva? Absolutely YES, and we are happy to provide proof upon request. For more information, please email eric@aerfish.com.

In the words of BDembko: "The real joke... is that it's NOT a joke. Which actually makes it funnier, if you ask me. (Kind of an Andy Kaufman kind of thing) The guy actually went the extra 10 miles... and it seems so absurd to us, that we figure it's a joke. But it's not... which then means it is. This is seriously quantum humor to the extreme."

And if an infinite supply of universes isn't enough for you, this app also offers stylish, retro machine-age graphics with industrial-strength sound effects that enhance the significance of each twist and turn in your ever-branching multiverse.

If you subscribe to the "Many Worlds" interpretation of quantum behavior, this app is a must-have. And even if you don't, think of it as the most random coin-flip app ever, utilizing the single most unpredictable phenomenon in the known universe: a single quantum event!

*Based on prevailing quantum theory. Universes cannot interact. We do not assume responsibility for the user's actions. © 2009 Eric Daniels - All Rights Reserved